I had the temerity to try to be a model in Italy. I paid a photographer from Sweden to take some pics of me in Florence. It was quite an honor for someone as ugly as me and all was going well until...well, the strategic partnership was going just fine until i heard some anti-Catholic screed from the Swede. Then I barked: "Dolly, it's over! Long live Christ the King!"
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I've been smokimg a pipe since 1980. Someone once said it's the ultimate rebellion against political correctness.
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