Friday, July 14, 2006

To know history = to be Catholic!



Me being a model in Italy was going just fine until the photographer started an anti-Catholic tirade. So, I replied with a puff of smoke in her hot face: "Such a state of affairs, Madame, you bigot. Now you're gonna just have to get it in Latin: "Ut in omnibus honorificetur Deus per Jesum Christum!" (Post Scriptum: she never got paid!)

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